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Comrade Holland

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So recently I was browsing the dark web, searching for illegal high performance bb gun cylinder heads, when I discovered this:

 

http://www.evike.com/products/61356/

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This is a bb gun war 'suppressor' that costs $115 + shipping.

 

Some quick facts:

 

-The loudest BB gun is 25 decibels quieter than the quietest suppressed firearm 

-BB gun suppressors do nothing

-Although Judas Preist is considered one of the most iconic, popular and influential heavy metal bands of all time, they've never had a major hit song. They're biggest hit, "You've Got Another Thing Coming'" topped at 67 on the Billboard Hot 100.

-All BB guns totally suck

 

So to help aspiring BB gun ninja warriors I will today demonstrate how to make your own bb gun suppressor for absolutely free.

 

The rifle we're working on today is a Toyko Marui AKS-74UMN Spestnas 'Hard Kick' although this should work on most bb guns.

 

First, dig around in your recycle bin. You should find one of these almost immediately

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Second, drill two holes. I'm not talking about your boyfriend.

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Connect the QD (Quick Detach) base to your rifle.

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Attach the outer silencer assembly.

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Congratulations Private! You're ready for wet work! I'm not talking about your penis.

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It is my personal guarentee that this silencer will be ABSOLUTELY 100% AS EFFECTIVE as a store bought bb gun silencer OR YOUR MONEY BACK. Anyone that disagrees with me, let me just issue a pre-emptive "THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED."

 

You're welcome Tokyo Marui.

You're welcome America.

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