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4/23/17 --- Mcc X Guffie --- Codename: The Pacific Rim Job


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Mutual Combat Club and Guffie Coalition are working together to bring Indiana her "greatest" "military simulation" event ever. Join us April 23rd for Codename: The Pacific Rim Job.

 

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Nauru is on the brink of war. One of the world's smallest nations, the tiny tropical island is nestled neatly into the Pacific Rim and is usually as peaceful as it is scenic. Its citizens grow fatter and lazier with each passing day, most choosing to relax on the beach and sip Hawaiian Punch with their 'hoaalohas' (friends.)

 

But then, Rodan attacked. Just as it had done to Tokyo in 1956, the monster appeared out of nowhere and began its assualt. All of the sudden, this huge creature, this giant reptile from the Paleolithic Era, came out of the water and laid waste to the island.

 

The giant monster attack changed many things. In the wake of the destruction the monster gained a cult-like following from those who admired its raw strength and ferocity. Many preached the gospel of Rodan, calling it 'The God of Death.' The cult's influence has upset the fragile balance of power on Nauru, shifting it from Nauru's monarch, King Oogachaka, and the traditional religious leaders.

 

The nature of their feud was political... at first.

 

In addition to being to being one of the world's smallest nations, Nauru holds the 'honor' of being the Diabetic Capital of the World, with over 90% of the native population suffering from either Type 1 or Type 2 diabetes. Experts believe the natives' diets are at the root of the epidemic. Sugary drinks and potted meats are among the most popular consumer products on the island. Since the 1970s, annual imports of Hawaiian Punch have regularly exceeded those of even normal drinking water.

 

Nauru's King is always chosen from the Type 1 diabetic population. Because Type 1 is passed down genetically, it is believed that this trait denotes royal blood. However, the Rodan Death Cultists believe that since Rodan kills everyone, Type 1 or 2, that the type of diabetes one has shouldn't be a factor in deciding who wears the crown.

 

"I hold this to be self-evident that all men may be murdered, by a giant ass flyin' dinosaur, equal," said one member of the new religion.

 

Talks between the two groups were peaceful until information of an ill-timed hack into the King's email account was reported. The hack was successful in uncovering damning evidence against the monarch. King Oogachaka had apparently authorized some of the least diabetic of his supporters to initiate 'the heist of the century,' ordering them to steal many items of great importance during a single night in an attempt to knock their new political rivals off balance. The plan was codenamed 'The Pacific Rim Job.'

 

Documents, supplies and even golden idols. The hackers revealed that all these items and more were on the list of goods to be stolen at the King's command. The hack is believed to have originated in Russia, although a representative from the Kremlin denies these allegations.

 

"Get in, get out and get even" reads one email, sent by King Oogachaka himself. "This is gonna be just like that Mark Wahlberg movie, except without the gay little cars at the end."

 

Mr. Wahlberg could not be reached for comment.

 

The Death Cult members have vowed revenge, and what was once a tropical paradise now seems to be descending into full blown civil war. Some of the traditional religious leaders have engaged in ritualistic prayers for peace, but it appears that conflict is inevitable. "Their prayers won't do them any good. The old gods are dead. Only Rodan reigns now," says one enthusiastic young Death Cultist. "What I'm trying to say is, my god can beat up your god."

 

Despite tensions between the two sides and threats of ancient, dinosauric terrorists, another force seems poised to cause even more damage-- will there be any 'winning' once Diabetes has entered the ring?

 

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Traditional Naurutian prayer ceremony:

 

Historic footage captured by the FAD News Network of Rodan's 2016 attack:

 

 

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Where: Mutual Combat Club
Address: 3560 Pheasant Ln, Spencer, IN 47460
Cost: $15
Hosted by: Guffie Coalition

Timeline-
800: Gates Open
800-950: Check in and Chrono
950: Pre-Briefing
1000: Deployment
1030: Game 1 start
1300: Game 1 end

1330: Game 2 start
1530: Game 2 end

1600: Game 3 start

1630: Game 3 end

1645: Mysterious fog envelopes the island. Volcanoes rumble. Parrots cry & people die

Anyone late for the first scenario will have to wait until the next one. Be on time.

 

FPS limits and MED (measured with provided .25 gram BBs)

0ft: <350fps - Green Zip Tie
10ft: 350-400fps - Yellow Zip Tie
40ft: 401-45fps PERMANENT SEMI AUTO - Red Zip Tie
80ft: 451-550fps Bolt Action only - Black Zip Tie

 

*There will be NO BANG KILLS allowed. If you are point blank, aim below center-mass. If your rifle shoots over 350 FPS, you must carry a sidearm if you want to engage at closer ranges. No blind firing, be respectful to other players.

Additional Rules:
1. Event will be Semi-Auto only. however realistic replicas of support guns are allowed to go Full Auto

2. Magazine Restrictions: If using Hi-Cap mags, you are limited to (1) magazine. There are no restrictions on the number of Mid-Cap, Standard, or Low-Cap mags. Drum and box mags limited to only realistic replicas of support guns.

2. Medic Rules: This game will feature unique medic rules. Each team will be given several leis to distribute to their members. A designated medic known as a 'Shaman' can only revive those wearing a lei. He does so by singing and dancing over their corpse for ten seconds. Leis may be stolen from enemy corpses and hidden or redistributed to your allies. A dead man bleeds out for five minutes before returning to their base for respawn. Upon arrival, he respawns instantly. Dead men DO NOT TALK.

3. Full Seal ANSI Rated goggles are required and must be worn at all times while on the field. Please plan accordingly. Waiver must be on file in order to use facility as well. Must be signed day of event. IF UNDER 18 – YOUR PARENT/GUARDIAN MUST SIGN YOUR WAIVER.

4. Bring your own water. Bring far more than you anticipate drinking. There will be brief breaks between games to rehydrate.

6. Blind Man can/will be called in the event of a real world emergency. Everyone must take their mags out, empty their gun and pause the game until further notification is given.

7. Uniforms

 

Royal Naurutian Militia: At least one majority BLUE article of clothing (top or bottom.) Preferably civilian garments but military style clothing will be permitted. You may wear any other color/pattern clothing with this except for BLACK and RED.

 

Rodan Death Cultist: At least one majority BLACK article of clothing (top or bottom.) Preferably civilian garments but military style clothing will be permitted. You may wear any other color/pattern clothing with this except for BLUE and RED.

 

RED is reserved for admins and dead players.

 

 

More information will follow. Check this thread and the Facebook Event page regularly for updates.

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As of this time I am declaring for Lord Dodongos War Boy Heavy Infantry Supremacy.

 

We shall put our reptilian benefactor on the throne of Nauru, a throne of skulls that will echo with the wail of widows and virgins.

 

Ten thousand angels shall fall from the burning firmament with tears of smoldering pitch streaming their cheeks, in the presence of the one true god.

 

HAIL LORD DODONGO, HERALD OF RODAN.

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Dibs on a medic spot for black team, especially if horse-mask-voodoo-shaman-shenanigans are allowed.

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What the hell did I just read? The only thing missing was something pornographic.

I'm in for this shit show. I may just sit and watch while eating popcorn.

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Dibs on a medic spot for black team, especially if horse-mask-voodoo-shaman-shenanigans are allowed.

 

No horse masks for shamans. We have custom-tooled elite maximum-milsim masks for them that adhere to normal full seal goggles.

 

Did I mention that every attendee will receive Free Hawaiian Punch? Does MSW do that? No? Jesus Christ, that's not milsim at all.

 

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Let's get a team roster going.

 

Royal Naurutian Militia:

-The Hiphopopotamus

-Tomahawk

 

Rodan Death Cultists:

-Harvest

-AceReaper

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I'm in for the Rodan Death Cult! Our Great God of Death commands me with his maddening power!!

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Dibs on a medic spot for black team, especially if horse-mask-voodoo-shaman-shenanigans are allowed.

I challenge you to a diabetic battle for that spot. Im back, IN black. 

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What the hell did I just read? The only thing missing was something pornographic.

 

BREAKING NEWS. We've just received a recording of a live news cast from Japan covering the situation in Nauru. It has since been removed from the original news site but we've reuploaded it on our own channel.

 

Be warned: Japanese news is weird. The following is tagged NSFW. Viewer discretion is advised.

 

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