targetpractice Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 (edited) So I picked up Endgame's M4 from Peli the other day, and I was looking at it and marveling at what a fine piece of AEG work it was. Then I started thinking: what could I do to improve it? So I looked at my tools and also started putting myself in End's shoes, and asked myself: what would be something important to me during a mission? And I thought, eureka! Hydration! With that in mind, I have developed a system to increase End's hydration loadout. Presenting the TP Custom Gunwerx ENhanced Drink Gun Accessory Mounting Equipment (EN.D.G.A.M.E™)! The EN.G.A.M.E™ is mounted on the buffer tube, and holds two hydration containers that can be easily accesible - quickly and without hassle. High speed! Low drag! The EN.D.G.A.M.E™ is also fully MIL-STD-GUFFIE compliant: And I know you Operators are all into those asymmetric loads, so the sycamore-colored Devgru Wetworks folks will love it too: But, "wait!" you say - how am I going to aim through this? I've thought it all over for you. The twin hydration carriers are mounted on a y-shaped configuration that gives you an excellent view through your optics: In addition to all of these great features, TP Custom Gunwerx is proud to provide a teaser for our latest high-speed low drag accessory, made specifically for snipers and marksmen who have to wait long hours for an ambush: That's right, when you come to TP Custom Gunwerx, we take care of you! The EN.D.G.A.M.E™ - keeping you hydrated while delivering 40lbs of rape. TP Custom Gunwerx: Our motto: "We Take Pride In Our Sh*t." And how I'm gonna duck and run Edited August 5, 2013 by targetpractice 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SASQUATCH Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Does it come in AOR 7? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrturner Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 You sir have won the internet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NebAnon Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 AMazing! Are you working on a KFC bucket rail mount as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
targetpractice Posted August 5, 2013 Author Share Posted August 5, 2013 AMazing! Are you working on a KFC bucket rail mount as well? That is being handled by our tactical gear division, and will be MOLLE-compatible (comes with a MOLLE-compatible TP holder too). However, we are working on a dispenser in an underslung configuration, and would open much like an M203. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky Marshal Harvest Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 (edited) Edited August 5, 2013 by Sky Marshal Harvest 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endgame Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Wow. You got jokes.... I'm so laughing over here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SASQUATCH Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 (edited) Go ahead and have your laugh...but...I just noticed the grape drank. AAAANNNNNDDD the KFC reference... Well played sir...well played. Edited August 5, 2013 by SASQUATCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceReaper Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 This. Is. Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
targetpractice Posted August 5, 2013 Author Share Posted August 5, 2013 Just so you know there'll probably be friendly fire during BFX, and it will probably be End shooting me in the back, and it'd probably be well deserved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gadoris Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 This.... Needs to go in the hall of fame for best post ever.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PELI Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Just so you know there'll probably be friendly fire during BFX, and it will probably be End shooting me in the back, and it'd probably be well deserved it's a long walk to respawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echo Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I'm so happy I could just shit. Lol. T.p., you out did yourself. By adding grap drink to it, you managed to make a Big Black boom stick stereotypical and racist. Congrats, I hope you get an award for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrturner Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 I'm so happy I could just shit. Lol. T.p., you out did yourself. By adding grap drink to it, you managed to make a Big Black boom stick stereotypical and racist. Congrats, I hope you get an award for that. he can have the title of community racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
targetpractice Posted August 6, 2013 Author Share Posted August 6, 2013 (edited) We here at TP Custom Gunwerx never stop tinkering. After exhaustive research and rabid demand from you, the customer, we are proud to provide a sneak peak into yet another new, high-speed low-drag piece of equipment - the CHicken Access Device (CH.A.D™)! Yes, with the CH.A.D™ you can now carry your nutrition in a secure, quick-access location on your weapon, thereby allowing you to shoot, eat and never take your eye off the target! Here's a photo of the CH.A.D™ in action during a combat exercise: Remember, we never stop thinking of ways of helping you kick ass and take names! TP Custom Gunworks: We Take Pride In Our Sh*t! Edited August 6, 2013 by targetpractice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peanut Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 We all know that the expression lol is used when we in actuality don't laugh. However, I literally lol'd all up and down this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endgame Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Just so you know there'll probably be friendly fire during BFX, and it will probably be End shooting me in the back, and it'd probably be well deserved Yup, just beware of when we're clearing rooms. You're now the No. 2 man in behind Lump in the stack. BTW, I don't aim for backs, I aim for cheeks. it's a long walk to respawnHe'll learn the hard way. I assure this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
targetpractice Posted August 6, 2013 Author Share Posted August 6, 2013 As long as you let me know right before you shoot so I take take Lumpy down too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endgame Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 As long as you let me know right before you shoot so I take take Lumpy down too.What you really mean is using him as a human shield... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpless Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 What you really mean is using him as a human shield... I will take part in none of this. Your disputes over eachothers racial stereotypes is nothing i want a part of. Now let me eat my fried rice and drink my grape soda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vacceo Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 The worst part of this thread is the language, which is exactly the kind of exaggerated, hype-generating one used by most airsoft manufacturers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SASQUATCH Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 You should make a white flag attachment for 50. Get it? Cuz he's French... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gadoris Posted August 7, 2013 Share Posted August 7, 2013 And with a protein shake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hrturner Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 And with a protein shake. I believe you mean Brotein-Shake.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpless Posted August 8, 2013 Share Posted August 8, 2013 I believe you mean Brotein-Shake.... Got to get in that after killing Whey Brotein- shakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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