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So I picked up Endgame's M4 from Peli the other day, and I was looking at it and marveling at what a fine piece of AEG work it was. Then I started thinking: what could I do to improve it? So I looked at my tools and also started putting myself in End's shoes, and asked myself: what would be something important to me during a mission?

 

And I thought, eureka! Hydration!

 

With that in mind, I have developed a system to increase End's hydration loadout. Presenting the TP Custom Gunwerx ENhanced Drink Gun Accessory Mounting Equipment (EN.D.G.A.M.E)!

 

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The EN.G.A.M.E™ is mounted on the buffer tube, and holds two hydration containers that can be easily accesible - quickly and without hassle. High speed! Low drag!

 

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The EN.D.G.A.M.E™ is also fully MIL-STD-GUFFIE compliant:

 

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And I know you Operators are all into those asymmetric loads, so the sycamore-colored Devgru Wetworks folks will love it too:

 

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But, "wait!" you say - how am I going to aim through this? I've thought it all over for you. The twin hydration carriers are mounted on a y-shaped configuration that gives you an excellent view through your optics:

 

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In addition to all of these great features, TP Custom Gunwerx is proud to provide a teaser for our latest high-speed low drag accessory, made specifically for snipers and marksmen who have to wait long hours for an ambush:

 

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That's right, when you come to TP Custom Gunwerx, we take care of you! The EN.D.G.A.M.E™ - keeping you hydrated while delivering 40lbs of rape.

 

TP Custom Gunwerx:

 

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Our motto: "We Take Pride In Our Sh*t."

 

 

 

 

And how I'm gonna duck and run :frantics:

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AMazing! Are you working on a KFC bucket rail mount as well?

 

That is being handled by our tactical gear division, and will be MOLLE-compatible (comes with a MOLLE-compatible TP holder too). However, we are working on a dispenser in an underslung configuration, and would open much like an M203.

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Go ahead and have your laugh...but...I just noticed the grape drank.

 

AAAANNNNNDDD the KFC reference...

 

Well played sir...well played.

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Just so you know there'll probably be friendly fire during BFX, and it will probably be End shooting me in the back, and it'd probably be well deserved :ph34r:

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Just so you know there'll probably be friendly fire during BFX, and it will probably be End shooting me in the back, and it'd probably be well deserved :ph34r:

it's a long walk to respawn
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I'm so happy I could just shit. Lol. T.p., you out did yourself. By adding grap drink to it, you managed to make a Big Black boom stick stereotypical and racist. Congrats, I hope you get an award for that.

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I'm so happy I could just shit. Lol. T.p., you out did yourself. By adding grap drink to it, you managed to make a Big Black boom stick stereotypical and racist. Congrats, I hope you get an award for that.

 

he can have the title of community racist! :D

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We here at TP Custom Gunwerx never stop tinkering. After exhaustive research and rabid demand from you, the customer, we are proud to provide a sneak peak into yet another new, high-speed low-drag piece of equipment - the CHicken Access Device (CH.A.D)!

 

Yes, with the CH.A.D™ you can now carry your nutrition in a secure, quick-access location on your weapon, thereby allowing you to shoot, eat and never take your eye off the target! Here's a photo of the CH.A.D™ in action during a combat exercise:

 

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Remember, we never stop thinking of ways of helping you kick ass and take names!

 

TP Custom Gunworks: We Take Pride In Our Sh*t!

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We all know that the expression lol is used when we in actuality don't laugh. However, I literally lol'd all up and down this thread.

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Just so you know there'll probably be friendly fire during BFX, and it will probably be End shooting me in the back, and it'd probably be well deserved :ph34r:

Yup, just beware of when we're clearing rooms. You're now the No. 2 man in behind Lump in the stack. BTW, I don't aim for backs, I aim for cheeks. :smiley-taunt:

 

it's a long walk to respawn

He'll learn the hard way. I assure this. ;)

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As long as you let me know right before you shoot so I take take Lumpy down too.

What you really mean is using him as a human shield... :lol:
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What you really mean is using him as a human shield... :lol:

I will take part in none of this. Your disputes over eachothers racial stereotypes is nothing i want a part of. Now let me eat my fried rice and drink my grape soda :D

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The worst part of this thread is the language, which is exactly the kind of exaggerated, hype-generating one used by most airsoft manufacturers. :D

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You should make a white flag attachment for 50.

 

Get it?

 

Cuz he's French...

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